If you were given five million dollars to open a small museum, what kind of museum would you create?

A Terry Pratchett Museum.

A dinosaur museum with fossils, bones and dino poop!

A museum of tie dyed items, whose goal it is to prove that aliens invented and introduced tie dye to humans.

Cookbooks

A natural museum on the Florida ecosystem, to show how much damage man has done to it. And to teach people who are moving into the state to appreciate what they are moving into. Just because there is a bear in your backyard when you are asleep at night does not means the bear needs to be trapped and moved or destroyed because you left your trash outside.

A classic Ford trucks museum.

A wrist watch and clock museum.

~ imagine the noise with all those timepieces ~

Complimentary ear plugs ?