Well, they could go to the cockpit, where roosters with iron claws affixed to their talons, ripped each other to pieces, or, go along to the bear pit, where the bear, after having its teeth and claws extracted, would be thrown into the pit, where three mastiffs would tear it to bits, or, if you REALLY wanted fun, you could let it slip that your neighbour was a Roman Catholic, and sit back to enjoy the hilarious antics, as he tried to escape the merciless pursuit of, not only him, but his entire family, friends and accomplices, until he wound up kicking at the wrong end of the gallows! What fun!