Would You Rather Read an Entire Encyclopedia or an Entire Dictionary?

I'd have to go with encyclopedia.

I read the dictionary....the zebra did it

Assuming there's nothing else to do, the encyclopedia. Wider scope of information in a more reader friendly format.

I'd have to take the encyclopedia, at least it would be somewhat interesting!

Dictionary.  There'd be hope of finishing it before I die.  I read the dictionary for fun sometimes anyway. (I really know how to have fun don't I?)