Does the British Tory party hold its conferences in the "Middle of Nowhere"?
I'd leave it alone if it looked like it was about to bite my head off!
Well this is tricky. I don't think I would be very good in this situation! I'm pretty sure I would be the first to die in a zombie apocalypse.
So, what would I do if I met a rabid dog in the middle of nowhere?I think the first thing to go through my mind would be to RUN AWAY. I'm pretty short and not a very fast runner but I would keep going as far as my legs could carry me.
What if I'm not fast enough and the dog bites me? Uh oh. I could be infected. I'd probably scream and panic, hoping someone will help me before the rabid dog tears me to pieces.
Now you've filed this question under 'fiction', so I reckon I can bend reality a bit here. After having been bitten, I'd start foaming at the mouth and become really angry as the virus spreads to my brain (It actually takes about a week for symptoms to appear, but hey this isn't real. I can do what I want).
After recognising the rabid dog as my worthy leader, I'd follow him into the nearest town to carry on our escapade of infecting everyone and getting them to join our fight in taking over the world.
In reality, though, I think I'd just run away and cry.
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Put him out of his misery.... Lol call the concerned authorities maybe.
Throw something distracting (food, ball, but not my shoe!) over to it, then make a break for it. I'm great at climbing fences. :)