Tell me a sad story?

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Tell me a sad story?

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Answer 1

My little monster lost an eye :'c The sadness is real.

Answer 2

Didge Doo answered

If this one isn't sad enough, you have no soul.

JIm and his dog, Rover, were shipwrecked and had drifted for two days before landing on a small, deserted island. They had water to drink but nothing to eat. They grew hungrier and hungrier, and Jim said, "I'm sorry, little Buddy. It's gotta be like this."

So he belted the dog over the head with a rock and cooked him over a camp fire. As he sat there, licking the last of the meat from the bones he was filled with remorse. "It's a crying shame," he thought. "Rover would have loved these bones."

Answer 3

For a youtube video on DayZ created by the great FrankieOnPC, I wrote a story as a comment: "I had a tractor once. That tractor and I did everything together. He was the best friend I ever had in DayZ. We were living out our days in happiness together until that fateful day when a bandit put a bullet through his engine. The tractor burst into flames. I was devastated. With an unmatched hatred, I hunted that bandit down. When I finally found him, I forced him back to the site where my tractor laid. I shot him and he passed out. I bandaged him and gave him blood so he would not die.

When he awoke, I shot him again and then again. He regained consciousness one last time. I retreived the weapon the bandit used to murder my tractor; I raised it to his head.... And pulled the trigger. My tractor was avenged. True story." *sniff* Best of luck to you!