If You Could Beat Up Any Fictional Character, Who Would It Be And Why?

Popeye, for because him I've had to eat spinach. My brother fell for the show and I had to compete by eating more spinach, yet still I was unwilling. But Popeye would win anyways. He's ripped.

Santa, who does he think he is anyway, keeping all of the elf's in those sweat shop conditions.
That chubby bastard still owes me a super Nintendo that is way over due :)

I would beat up Venom for causing the death of The green goblins son just when he got cool.

O I would beat the snaple out of god!!!!!and as for why......why not? You beat up a god and you get respect and feard^_^

Hmmmm ... Fictional character I'd like to beat the snot outta. (Insert obvious Twilight joke here.)

I think the only one that actually moved me to violence would be that stupid bitch from Clan of the Cave Bear. I was so infuriated by the ending that I threw the book against the wall and refused to ever read any more of the series (or anything else by that author). Although, to be honest, it was more a case of wanting to beat the crap out of the author rather than the character.

Oh, oh, oh! Wait. I know!!!

That damned Roadrunner! I HATE that thing!!! I'd beat the ever living sh*t out of it, then tie it up and give it to Wile E. Coyote (Genius) as a present.

Yeah, that's the one.

Grrrr .....

Jesus, for causing so much misery and bloodshed over the centuries, despite never having existed as a single real historical character.

I would probably beat the crap outta that guy Bob Ewell from the book To Kill a Mockingbird because he's a racist liar who almost killed two kids and got an innocent man sent to prison which soon led to that man's death too...

I would absolutely love to kick Ligh Yagami's a** like, you don't even know. I would also really love to beat up Ganondorf in the Zelda series.OH!! OH!!! And and Medusa Gorgon in Soul Eater because of what she did to her son Crona. (yeah, I most definitely think Crona is a boy)