If You Could Beat Up Any Fictional Character, Who Would It Be And Why?


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Ilina Profile
Ilina answered
Popeye, for because him I've had to eat spinach. My brother fell for the show and I had to compete by eating more spinach, yet still I was unwilling. But Popeye would win anyways. He's ripped.
Anonymous Profile
Anonymous answered
Santa, who does he think he is anyway, keeping all of the elf's in those sweat shop conditions.
That chubby bastard still owes me a super Nintendo that is way over due :)
thanked the writer.
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Karen F.
Karen F. commented
LOL! He owes me a stereo, too, the bastard. So give him a smack upside the head from me, too.
James Profile
James answered
I would beat up Venom for causing the death of The green goblins son just when he got cool.
dylan minnis Profile
dylan minnis answered
O I would beat the snaple out of god!!!!!and as for why......why not? You beat up a god and you get respect and feard^_^
Karen F. Profile
Karen F. answered
Hmmmm ... Fictional character I'd like to beat the snot outta. (Insert obvious Twilight joke here.)

I think the only one that actually moved me to violence would be that stupid bitch from Clan of the Cave Bear. I was so infuriated by the ending that I threw the book against the wall and refused to ever read any more of the series (or anything else by that author). Although, to be honest, it was more a case of wanting to beat the crap out of the author rather than the character.

Oh, oh, oh! Wait. I know!!!

That damned Roadrunner! I HATE that thing!!! I'd beat the ever living sh*t out of it, then tie it up and give it to Wile E. Coyote (Genius) as a present.

Yeah, that's the one.

Grrrr .....
Stewart Pinkerton Profile
Jesus, for causing so much misery and bloodshed over the centuries, despite never having existed as a single real historical character.
Kaley Mayhew Profile
Kaley Mayhew answered
I would probably beat the crap outta that guy Bob Ewell from the book To Kill a Mockingbird because he's a racist liar who almost killed two kids and got an innocent man sent to prison which soon led to that man's death too...
Dakota  Mackenzie Profile

I would absolutely love to kick Ligh Yagami's a** like, you don't even know. I would also really love to beat up Ganondorf in the Zelda series.OH!! OH!!! And and Medusa Gorgon in Soul Eater because of what she did to her son Crona. (yeah, I most definitely think Crona is a boy)

Connie Hammond Profile
Connie Hammond answered
Umm I would probably do mellisa from baby looney toons on cartoonito. You would maybe think me a baby for watching that channel but my bros are 4 and 5 and watch fireman sam. We left the channel on then baby looney toons came on and i liked it. List of characters
Granny from Sylvester and tweety mysteries
Roy who is grannys mate
baby sylvester
baby taz ( the 1 who turns into a twister and is a brown sorta monster.)
baby bugs bunny
baby daffy duck
baby petunia whos a pig
baby melissa is a goose i think.
Baby lola whos a yellow bunny.
See ya! And watch baby looney toons

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