What's the most useless superpower you can think of?

We actually have a useless power at the moment which would be really super if we had it "before time," it's called "Hindsight."

Asking and answering your own questions. Or answering nonsense questions.

Here's some heroes that are useless:

religion, government, military, money.

All truly useless.

My virtual pets are full of em

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Vacuous philosophical statements